couldn't resist this junk mail!

Prasad A. Chodavarapu (prasad@kodak.com)
Mon, 29 Sep 1997 08:19:47 -0400


1.   Shadow RAM.

Ninu veedani needanu nene
Kalagaa migile katha nene...

2.   First time in your life, your program has run for first
      shot without any error or warning

Ee roju manchi roju
Madhura mainadi, marapu raanidi...

3..    Virus.

Mella mella mellagaa...
Anuvanuvu needegaa...

4.   None of your programs work properly.

Emito ee maya,
Kalaloni katha vale naayee...

5.   You are in an infinite loop.

Idi nisheeda samayam.
Idi thiruguleni payanam...

6.   You have got a Null pointer assignment.

Aligithiva sakhi priya
Kalatha maanavaa..

7.   Need to use Debugger at last.

Kanulu kanulu kalisenu,
Kanne vayasu pilichenu,
Visurulanne paipaine
Asalu mansu thelisene asalu mansu thelisene...

8.   White box testing of code

Ide ide jeevitham,
Sukha dukhala sangamam
Deenikedi aadi antham,
Neeku nuvve jeevithantham.

9.   Searching in deep branch of huge tree structure

cheekatilo, kaaru cheekatilo,
kaalamane  kadalilo, lokamane padavalo,
                                             e dariko, e desako.

10.  You are seeing beautiful   .BMP in paintbrush.

Ee divilo virisina paarijaathamo
Ee  kavilo merisina prema geethamo
Naa kannulu vennela kaanthi nimpene..

11.   Computer if you clicked outside the message box window .

Nenu iila vesthe Goluconda egiripadathadi
Nenu daruvu vesthe paduchu gunde adiripadathadi.

12.   Somebody wants to enter into IT industry.

Badram be careful bratharu,
Barthaga maaraku bachelaru,
Shaadi maate vaddu guru,
Solo brathuke so betteru.

13.   Computer in sleep mode.

Mattu vadalaraa niddura mattu vadalaraa
Aa mattulona padithe gammatthuga chittavuduvuraa,
Matu vadalaraa niddura mattu vadalaraa.

14.   Virus.

Raaja, raajadhi raja ee raaja.
Pooja, cheyyali kurrakaru pooja.
Ninna kaadu nedu kaadu eppudu ne raja, kota ledu peta ledu appudu
neraja.

Eduru ledu beduru ledu, ledu naaku potim, lokam lona lokullona, nene
naaku
saati...

15.   Virus scanner to a virus.

Ekkadiki pothavu chinnavaada
Naa choopullo chikkukunna kurravaada...

16.   TCS, recruting people in large number

Kotha devudandi, kon gotthaa devudandi
Ithade dikkani mokkina vaariki dikku mokku ledandandi Baabu randi,
Randi shishuvaa...

17.   People, leaving their company for better jobs.

Payaninche O chilukaa, egiripo..
Paadaipoyenu goodu.

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